Conch Tour Train

All aboard the Conch Tour Train—no, it’s not that kind of train, but you’re welcome to pretend. This is a charming, kitschy 60-minute ride through Old Town Key West, complete with historical gossip and pastel real estate envy. It’s a fun, low-effort way to see the island, sweat less, and maybe even clock a few fellow queers along the route. Bonus: it starts and ends at Mallory Square, so you’re never far from your next mojito.