Poodle Beach
If you’re one of those gays, this is the place to be during the day. Just south of the Boardwalk, crowded as all hell, and just what you want. To find Poodle Beach, here’s what you gotta do. Head to the boardwalk, and when you see that majestic ocean in front of you, make a right turn. Keep walkin’ till you reach the end of the boardwalk, which conveniently goes by the name Queen Street. And trust me, you won’t miss it. Just look for a crowd of speedo-wearing guys and a party of colorful umbrellas. Follow the pop music, and BAM! You’ve arrived at your sandy destination.