Washington Crossing Historic Park

If not for this spot, we might all be Brits now. That park is where we turned the tide. Honey, this isn’t just some dusty ol’ book chapter; it’s where the Continental Army pulled off the drag look of the century, crossing the Delaware River, all stealthy-like, to surprise the British.

You can traipse through the same 19th-century village that’s been serving revolutionary realness since 1776, hunt for wildflowers like you’re on a flirtatious first date with Mother Nature, and delve into outdoor fun. Wear comfy shoes, because those cobbles are the originals, okay? Not even your best stilettos can handle that kind of historic realness. Wrap up the day by taking a ‘gram-worthy sunset snap by the river—because in the fight for freedom, our queer fourfathers were serving looks and land-changing victories.