Like the neon sign on the inside says, this place is “Fabulaus.” Spellcheck aside, if you’re looking for a break from dancing, this is a good place to get to know the bartender or a fellow patron a little better. Be warned: it’s about an hour from downtown LA.

Dance the night away or break some balls at the pool table. Either way, you know what you’re getting yourself into when you pick a place with a name like this to spend your evening.

If being gay is a sport, then this really is a sports bar. Catch the game on screen or the games being played on the floor.

For WeHos who are looking for a drink at a neighborhood bar without the twinks and attitude, Gold Coast is a fun little refuge.

Past its heyday (like some of the ladies that show up), but the go-go girls shake nonetheless. Go for Latin night or keep your expectations low.

If you’re looking for a little more grit to balance out all of the glam of Hollywood, this is your club for the night. The go-go boys help make your decision a little easier too.

The leather can barely contain the muscle (and porn) at this bar. Each night has a different, raunchy theme, with the Sunday Beer Bust being very, beary popular.

You really have to hit these linked clubs at the right time (Fridays for PopStarz, Saturdays for CherryPop). If you do, you’ll catch cute boys dancing it up.

Leather, denim, and bears now in LA. A bit tamer than other Eagles, but you can still find dark corners and dirty, real men (or really dirty) to join you.

Formally known as the Dolphin Bar. This is your run-of-the-mill local dive gay bar with pool, karaoke or dancing depending on what kind of night you’re looking for.