Welcome to the new Hotel Gaythering, “opening soon”, where judging from promotional photographs the mostly male clientele will be immersed in an Alex-In-Wonderland, theatrically eclectic, dark and mysterious homo-erotic fantasia while on vacay in South Beach. The hotel, which doesn’t seem to have announced an opening date, although the website is accepting reservations for this Saturday night, is located on the far western end of Lincoln Road, in the quiet residential pocket between Alton Road and the Collins/Dade Canal. According to the website, amenities include a bar, a library stocked with erotica (The Big Penis Book in 3D!), and a “self spa” with a hamam (or is that an hamam?), something called a “mud lounge” that sounds very fun, a cedar sauna, a steam room, etc. Oh daddy.