Marty’s martinis bring all the boys to the joint. Enjoy one for yourself and watch as the boys come through.

The name is about as apt as it can be without being crude. A somewhat older crowd hangs here for their quick fixes, the vibe being very get in, get…

This place is all about men dancing and writhing on stage. If you’re looking for something more, keep looking. Otherwise, bring your singles.

It’s just a nondescript place to drink and talk that just happens to be in Boystown. If you’re in the gayborhood and kind of over it, it’s an okay refuge.

Dessert martinis and an outdoor patio. There’s also always trendy tunes playing if inside is more your style.

If you’re in the neighborhood, this wine bar is a comfortable little spot for people who know the best pairing for any wine is good company.

It’s a place to drink, dance, and hang out, but it doesn’t really excel at any of those things. More for locals, this bar is just ok. Which is ok.

A leather and levis type of place for the men who enjoy that, but it’s usually friendly to all. Downstairs in “The Hole” people will get way more “friendly.”

If you’re looking to turn layover into a lay, this bar’s proximity to Midway might do the trick. It’s a cruisy little place that is otherwise unremarkable.

Hydrate is rowdy, dancing is pretty much mandatory, and it becomes packed once the bars close at 2am. Most guys are drunk and ready for it all by then.