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The “Golden Girls” Miami Tour You Secretly Want to Do

Travel Tips | Jim Werner | September 14, 2025

On September 14, 1985, four fabulous women in pastel pantsuits and shoulder pads first invited us into their Miami home. Forty years later, The Golden Girls still sparkle with sass, cheesecake, and a cult following that spans generations.

The anniversary feels bittersweet without Betty White, who left us just weeks before her 100th birthday. Nevertheless, her legacy—and that of Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, and Estelle Getty—lives on through streaming marathons, drag tributes, and devoted fans who quote Sophia’s “Shady Pines, Ma!” like gospel.

Whether you’re a die-hard stan or discovering the show through comfort TV binges, there’s no better tribute than a Golden Girls Miami tour and pilgrimage. Here’s your guide to the most iconic spots that would make Blanche proud.

Joe’s Stone Crab: Where Blanche Said Yes (and You Should Too)

First up, Joe’s Stone Crab—the legendary spot where Blanche accepted Harry’s proposal in the pilot episode. Sure, Harry turned out to be a complete disaster, but that shouldn’t stop you from cracking into their famous stone crabs.

The key lime pie here is absolutely divine. Pro tip: Make reservations well in advance, especially during stone crab season (October through May).

Miami Beach Boardwalk: Sophia’s Bonding Ground

Remember when Sophia strolled this 40-block path with her friend Alvin? The Miami Beach Boardwalk offers stunning ocean views and classic Art Deco architecture.

Walk the entire stretch if you’re feeling ambitious—or pick a scenic section and channel your inner Sophia with some people-watching wisdom.

World Erotic Art Museum: For Your Offbeat Cultural Side

While Miles probably wouldn’t have taken Rose here on a date, the World Erotic Art Museum perfectly captures the girls’ quirky taste in culture. It features the largest collection of erotic art in the Americas—founded by a grandmother, no less!

It’s definitely more exciting than Dorothy and Rose’s fictional thimble museum visit.

The Dinner Detective: Murder Mystery Without the Weekend Commitment

In season seven, Blanche gets caught up in a real-life murder during a mystery weekend. Fortunately, The Dinner Detective offers all the intrigue in just one evening.

You’ll solve crimes while enjoying dinner—much more manageable than Blanche’s two-day ordeal.

Faena Theater: Channel Your Inner Dorothy

Dorothy stepped into Blanche’s spotlight at the Rusty Anchor piano bar. Similarly, Faena Theater (formerly Tryst Cabaret) hosts incredible performances every Thursday through Saturday.

No one can match Bea Arthur’s commanding presence, but the talented performers here come pretty close.

11th Street Diner: Essential Cheesecake Pilgrimage

No Golden Girls Miami tour would be complete without a late-night cheesecake run. Naturally, 11th Street Diner in South Beach serves up decadent slices that would make the girls weep with joy.

Visit before or after hitting Twist nightclub next door—your choice depends on whether you prefer dessert or dancing first.

The Carlyle: Where Golden Palace Dreams Live On

After the series finale, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia starred in The Golden Palace—running their own Miami hotel. Meanwhile, The Carlyle on Ocean Drive makes a much more glamorous tribute to their hospitality dreams.

This fabulous Art Deco landmark captures the Miami magic the girls would have aspired to create.

Golden Travel Tips for Your Miami Adventure

Best Time to Visit
Fall through winter—just like Blanche’s wardrobe preferences (hot but not unbearable).

What to Pack

  • Sunscreen (Sophia would insist)

  • Appetite for cheesecake

  • Comfortable walking shoes for boardwalk strolls

Fan Extras

  • Look for local drag tributes to Dorothy and the gang

  • Attend Miami Pride events (the girls would absolutely approve)

Thank You for Being a Traveler

The Golden Girls taught us that friendship, laughter, and good cheesecake can get you through anything. Celebrating their 40th anniversary with a Golden Girls Miami tour feels like the perfect tribute.

Whether you’re reliving childhood memories or discovering these iconic women for the first time, Miami offers the perfect backdrop for your own golden adventures. Pack your best tropical prints, channel your inner Blanche, and remember: Miami’s always better with cheesecake.

Thank you for being a traveler, not just a friend.

Editor’s Note: This post was originally published in April 2017 and has been updated for accuracy and comprehensiveness.

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