HOLY SMOKES, fags. The dates have already been announced for Coachella 2023 and ticket sales begin NEXT WEEK! Didn’t everyone just, like, get over their hangovers from the desert orgy music festival this year?
The dates you need to set aside are: April 14-16 & April 21-23, 2023.
As with Coachella of past, 2023’s version will be split into two weekends of performances from musicians old and new, with a hologram or two thrown in for max viral appeal. We recommend you start phoning your choice Palm Springs hotel now to inquire about early booking deals.
Lest you forget, Coachella is an event that’s ticketed in advance. The first tickets will go up for sale online through the official Coachella website SOON. Specifically they state, “Advance passes go on sale Friday, June 17th, 2022 at 10:00 am PDT.”
If you miss the advance sale, you can sign up for the waitlist here.
Count your pennies, kids, and see you there?